Weight/Height: erm...5'8ish. I have no clue what my weight is. 145? fattie.
Where the hell did you find us?: Jackaykay.
What makes you think youre so hawt? I mean honestly, cause youre probably NOT: I'm so gangster it's ridiculous.
Do you have kids? If not, do you want them?: mmm, no babies. maybe later.
Are you a boring virgin? Or a dirty whore?: according to the psychohosebeastwomanspeaker, I'm a dirty whore. but I'm a virgin where it counts...if that makes sense.
If you were a type a sex, what would you be?: whatev,but tied up.
Do you believe in aliens? And have you ever held a live fish? aliens. sure. why not. and yeah, I've held a live fish.
Uh 5 bands for kicks: umumumumum. Crass. The Adicts. The Faint. Operation Ivy.The Partisans.
Make us laugh: pressure. er, if I was Christian, I'd give up saying 'yer mom' for Lent, so when people asked what I gave up I could say 'yer mom'. fucking gay. that's not funny.
!@#$^$%^#$%NOT THAT WE CARE at all, BUT WHATRE YOUR VIEWS ON THE FOLLOWING!@$%#@$@@#!
1. flaming homosexuals: do yo thang.
2. sex toys: whatever you want,baby.
3. poop: nastay.
4. shaving your shit: like 29q479837e8761534545e436xs more comfortable.
5. nymphoXscore: <3
ATLEAST 5 CLEAR PICTURES OF YOU (one must be a body shot):
closest thing I have to a body shot.
apparently I don't like looking at the camera.